Today's new thing didn't work out as planned.
My goal was to put an egg in a bottle (http://www.wikihow.com/Get-an-Egg-Into-a-Bottle ).
It didn't work.
The first challenge was getting the matches to stay lit. That was very, very difficult.
The second problem was that the yolk was too close to the edge of the peeled egg, so what happened was that the yolk was sucked out of the egg into the bottle.
Oh well, at least I've never failed to do this before, so it's new.