Friday, February 25, 2011

Thoughts while cleaning the fridge

  1. Don't store a pickle jar on its side. Really. Don't do it.
  2. Sure, it's an easy slide shelf for easier cleaning, but you must be able to remove it ... right? What if I ... how about ... never mind, I'll clean it while it's in the fridge.
  3. What is that white stuff on top of the Italian dressing? It's not that old, it only expired in ... crap, 2009.
  4. Is that strawberry jam left from a canoe trip in 2002? I think that's strawberry jam from that canoe trip in 2002.
  5. Hmm. The vegetable crisper is dirtier than the fruit crisper. That can only be attributed to apples going bad, forcing more frequent cleaning of the fruit crisper.
  6. Ew.
  7. No one is ever going to drink that mango juice. *puts it back*

1 comment:

  1. Too funny! I try NOT to think when I clean out the refrigerator.