(As an aside, two people in my department at work have required unexpected medical attention so far this week, so when my knee started bothering me last night, I thought "If I have to call in and say I'm going to miss work to go get my knee looked at, my manager is going to have a heart attack." I fully expect her to bring rolls of bubble wrap in on Monday.)
Wanda laughs at me if she happens to be upstairs while I'm playing. First of all, I tend to plunge to my death. A lot. Secondly, some of the things I say are apparently weird if taken out of context. Things like:
- Stop falling and don't get eaten by bugs. Words to live by.
- There's no "almost" in bees.
- Why can't I ... crap.
- Stupid Mario. I don't know why they call you super.
- No! I hit the button! I HIT THE BUTTON!!!
Totally a good use of my summer.